- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

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