What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family attempted to cross the road approximately 30 seconds earlier and were immediately struck by a moving vehicle traveling at 45 miles per hour. He crossed the road to try to comfort his family while they took their final breathes of life. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a man that had recently been laid off from his union job and came down with a disease that is considered uncurable by modern science.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

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What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

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What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

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CRY

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What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

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Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

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300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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