- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

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