- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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