- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

I once did something.

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

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