Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Barack Obama.

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