what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

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Womens basketball

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

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The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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