every knight i see an owl at window

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

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Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

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