- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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