- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

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So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Vagina.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

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