A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

ring around the rosie ... your dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

your life

your face

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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