- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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[Set up] [No punch line]

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

roses are red violets are indigo

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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