The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

This is not funny.

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

what are you mike bibby?

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Anti Joke

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