Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

your face

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

your life

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

david poredos

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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