A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

10inch nice

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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