If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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A dog was barking at a tree

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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roses are red violets are indigo

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

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What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

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Goodbye Nero, it is good to see that you are the man that we still admire so much, except better, wiser than we thought you would be, stronger, if broken inside by unhappiness, you cannot change this world into what it could have been, and neither should you take that burden upon your shoulders anymore.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking. It stems from an Algonquian (possibly Narragansett) name for the animal, wuchak. The similarity between the words has led to the common tongue-twister that you have just stated.

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

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"Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "The police." "'The police', who?" "Sir, come out of your domicile with your hands up and no weapons present. You've just gone to an orphanage and massacred almost every nun who's worked there for almost five years. Not only that, but your son has also contracted AIDS from his previously lesbian girlfriend whom she has lost her mother too in the orphanage accident you've just caused."

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What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

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whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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