What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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I think everybody ought to have a penis.

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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The EPA.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

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I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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