- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Okay.

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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