Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

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Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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angelo snyder is not ga

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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