What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

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Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

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No!

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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