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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

William wright is Gay

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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