Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

woman's rights

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

Bob Saget that is all

Your Mother

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

What do you call a bear. Rob.

What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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