Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

YEAH THEY DO!

I woke up today

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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