- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Morning wood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

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