Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

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Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

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why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

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Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

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What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

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You had 10 bricks on an airplane, you throw one. How many do you now have? 9. How do you get the elephant in the fridge? Open the fridge put the elephant in. How do you get the giraffe in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in. There was an animal meeting, all animals were invited. Which animal was missing? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge. An old woman wants to cross a river that was full of crocodiles. How does she cross without getting eaten? The crocodiles were at the animal meeting, so she got across safely. She dies anyways. What happened? She was hit by the brick.

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A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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