Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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Take part of what?

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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