- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

How do you end a sentence

what is orange and blue 2 colors

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

why girl die cancer

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

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