- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Sex vagina. lol.

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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