- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Your mom.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

wael.. nuff said

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

Knock Knock, Ow my face

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