did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

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why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

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I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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