Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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