- Anti Joke

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Why are trees green? I have no idea

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.