Praise Paisley

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

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Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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