I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

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What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

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Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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Do you play piano? No

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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