- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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