Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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