What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

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Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

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Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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