whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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