- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

feminism

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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