wanna hear a joke? i dont

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

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What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head on into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

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Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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