A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

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What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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