- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

Terraria

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Ben Affleck

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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