Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

whats white jizz

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

women's rights

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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