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Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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Reverse psychology never fails.

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

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What do you do if there's a rabid elephant chasing behind you, a vicious jaguar to your right, a rearing horse to your left, and a bloodthirsty lion in front of you? Innoculate yourself with a rabies vaccine, prod the jaguar on the nose with a stick (they hate that and will probably flee as a result), speak softly and calmly to the horse and encourage the lion to go for the elephant instead of you. You will probably still die as a combined result of mauling and trampling, and it's unlikely that you'll have two rabies vaccines to hand by chance for such situations, but your chances of survival will be minimally improved.

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What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

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What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

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