Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

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Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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