why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

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Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Where's the dick??? east

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

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What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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