What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Neil Lewis

Were can you find a bag of meth?

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

2 + 2 = fish

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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