roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

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Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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I need to start studying.

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Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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