There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

 

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

sky's sty

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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