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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

A woman walks into a bar.

What did the president do for the people? ...

(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

Why did the horse insult the postage stamp? He didn't. Horses can not speak English nor can anything verbally or physically critique a postage stamp and make it feel any emotional distress.

How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

squash squash who squash my ass

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

i am writing this because i felt like it.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

Jayden Eccles

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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