- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Obama

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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