- Anti Joke

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Stop procrastinating.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Stop procrastinating.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

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How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Stop procrastinating.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...