What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

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Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

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Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

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Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

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You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

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A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

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Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

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Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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