Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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sucks Syntax...

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

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How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

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How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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