- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

What's two plus two? Window

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Justin Bieber.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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