Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Water? I hardly know her.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

why am I writing this...im bored

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