Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

I have a horse.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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