- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

who is not good looking? mon morello

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

VAGINA.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

what are three short words? i a am

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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