Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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What's green and blue? yellow

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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I love Japan. It's the bomb.

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

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An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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