- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

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