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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

I have a horse.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

A seal walks into a club.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

your face

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

why did the black guy die? cancer

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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