A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

Dusters blow stuff.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

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