Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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I regret everything.....

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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why was the boy sad? because.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

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Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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I LIKE TRAINS

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Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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