- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

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You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

where do some birds live in? Earth

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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