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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Dusters blow stuff.

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

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