why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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I love Japan. It's the bomb.

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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What's green and blue? yellow

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Anti Joke

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