An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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