- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

Logan's gay

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

WNBA

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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