- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

I used to know what alzheimers was

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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