- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

where do some birds live in? Earth

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

I used to know what alzheimers was

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

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