- Anti Joke

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.