- Anti Joke

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Women's Rights..

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.