I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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