- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

What's green and blue? yellow

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Miscarriages.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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