- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Sex education in Texas.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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