- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? To provide an alibi for his identical twin who was committing 1st degree murder at the time.

there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

Peas

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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