- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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