A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

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What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

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There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

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You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

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I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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