What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

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Justin Bieber.

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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darude- sandstorm

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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What's two plus two? Window

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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