- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Dusters blow stuff.

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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