- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

So a baby seal walks into a club

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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