Yo Momma So Fat!

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

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Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

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How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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Obama

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How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

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sucks Syntax...

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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