Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

I have a horse.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

The Princess is in another castle

why did the black guy die? cancer

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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