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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

Mogok Papiti.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

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